Trois choses

Il y a trois choses qu’une femme est capable de réaliser avec rien: un chapeau, une salade et une scène de ménage. (Pas Mark Twain) //
There are three things a woman can make out of nothing: a hat, a salad and a scene. (Not Mark Twain)

Today’s prompt is “scene”, scène.

Some sites attribute the phrase above to Mark Twain. Some others claim that he never said that. What with internet connection being slow and unreliable at the moment, I can’t really tell.

I feel we have to note two things about the cat though. First, he appears to have a woman in his life. Second, he is more well-read than I thought — he knows the quote.