This October I definitely won't be able to make a pic per day, not even close. But something the Inktober prompt is just too good to miss, so: meet "le crapaud", ie the toad.
The text is "Assis ou debout, le crapaud est toujours le même".
Which means "Sitting or standing, the toad is always the same", and it is a Tanzanian proverb, apparently
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| Si quelqu'un te frappe la joue gauche, prends des leçons de karaté // If someone hits you on the left cheek, take karate lessons -- Quino |
Here is the cat, practicing his karate moves in front of a mirror. Looking good, no?
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| Un pessimiste est un chat qui dit la vérité prématurément // A pessimist is a cat who tells the truth prematurely -- Edmond Rostand |
Nuff said, really.
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| La censure est la formule ratée de la critique // Censorship is the failed form of criticism -- Miss.Tic |
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| Je ne cherche pas à connaître les réponses, je cherche à comprendre les questions // I don't seek to know the answers, I seek to understand the questions -- Confucius |
I don't know about you, but to me the phrase above is about university exams. You know, you get your selection of questions, and then a fog descends on your brain and you can't, for the life of you, understand what are they all about.
I am reasonably sure Confucius meant something else, something less practical, as he was wont to do. But I am no Confucius.
Unless I am badly mistaken, the diagram on the wall is showing the dreaded Krebs cycle. If so, the cat and his classmates must be doing a biochemistry exam. No wonder he is just sitting there, staring at the questions.
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| Celui qui trompe trouvera toujours ceux qui se laissent tromper // Those who deceive will always find those who allow themselves to be deceived — Machiavelli |
Machiavelli was a clever guy.
Here is kitsune seducing the cat, for the reasons better known to herself. Maybe she just likes him, or maybe not. The mind of kitsune (狐) is unknowable.
The cat looks quite love-stricken already, I think.
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| Le doute est le commencement de la sagesse // Doubt is the beginning of wisdom |
On citation-celebre.leparisien.fr website they ascribe the quote to Aristotle, but once you start looking for the confirmation, you find that it was also said by Pierre Abélard, René Descartes and probably few other wise people. So, a bit of a question mark there. Personally, I have no doubts about the idea expressed by the quote, which, in turn, must be an oxymoron.
The cat, being a simple creature, occasionally has his doubts, too. On this occasion he doubts if he should take red velvet or cherry mousse cake first.
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| Il n'est pas prudent d'écarter de ses calculs un dragon vivant, quand on est près de lui // It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations if you live near him |
The quote comes from The Hobbit.
You might think the cat is being impertinent, sitting on the top of a sleeping dragon to admire sunset. But he is not. Firstly, they are friends with the dragon. Secondly, nobody, not even dragons, can resist his feline charm. We all suspect that cats rule the world. Cats themselves just know it.
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| La société de masse ne veut pas la culture mais les loisirs // Mass society does not want culture but entertainment |
Today's quote from Citation célébre, by Hannah Arendt, is somewhat heavier than their usual fare.
I find it difficult to disagree though.
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| Beaucoup d'amis sont comme le cadran solaire ; ils ne marquent que les heures où le soleil vous luit // Many friends are like the sundial; they only mark the hours when the sun shines on you. |
Today I have decided to take my cue from the wordle. I won't publish it till the wordle change, of course.
So "solar" -- solaire or du soleil in French.
Found an appropriate quote from Victor Hugo and everything.
Meanwhile, the cat is trying to solve the "sundial in the dark" problem with some help from a torch. I think it is working for him.
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| La lecture, une porte ouverte sur un monde enchanté // Reading, an open door to an enchanted world -- François Mauriac |
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| Toute l'obscurité du monde ne peut pas éteindre la lumière d'une bougie // All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle |
Anyway. Here is the cat, peacefully reading his book by the light of a single candle. Is he aware of all the darkness in the world that surrounds him? Sure he is, he is a very aware person. Does it bother him? Well, that's debatable. He can't combat all the darkness in the world. But he can read a couple of chapters, while the candle lasts. And, being a cat, maybe he can continue reading even when it goes out.
Maybe it doesn't really bother him after all.
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| Les émotions des gens qu'on a cessé d'aimer paraissent toujours un peu ridicules // There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love |
Today I suddenly realized that the use of "one" as a pronoun in English could originate from "on" in French, used there more or less as "we". Wikipedia confirms.
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| Chaque anniversaire est un cadeau. Chaque jour est un cadeau. // Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift. -- Aretha Franklin 🐱 Et voici le tien ! // And here is yours! -- Sumo Wrestler Cat |
Here is the cat, wishing all birthday people out there a happy birthday. And a happy day to all people out there.
By coincidence, today's Inktober prompt is "knot" - "nœud" in French. So here you have it, too.
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| On ne peut montrer le chemin à celui qui ne sait où aller // You cannot show the way to someone who does not know where to go. |
The quote in the caption, by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry - btw, did you know he was a French aristocrat? I either didn't, or maybe I did and forgot all about it till right now - reminded me of a small episode from our two-year stay on Fuerteventura.
We were standing close to a bus stop in Corralejo, waiting for somebody or something, maybe even for a bus. A middle-aged couple appeared, the guy visibly agitated, the woman resignedly trailing behind him. The guy asked us "Can you go anywhere from here?". And when we, reason personified, asked him where he wanted to go, he nearly shouted "Anywhere! I don't care!".
Mind you, I sort of understand him. Fuerteventura in general, and Corralejo in particular, is one of the best beach destinations I know. You can swim, sunbathe, surf or fish. You can take a ride on a boat, or on a dune buggy. You can drink cheap beer and eat in various restaurants, many of them excellent. You can catch live music shows, many of them free, and offered by the restaurants, the previous item on the list. But the list of things you can do is still quite limited. If you didn't realize that before you come, you might be quite disappointed, as the guy obviously was.
The little story had a happy ending, we hope. We convinced him to go and check what the local travel agency, specialized in one-day trips and experiences, had to offer, and he departed, the woman in tow.
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| Craignez la colère de l'chat patient // Fear the wrath of the patient cat |
Although today's quote comes from Citation Célèbre website, it doesn't really. Partially because the citation doesn't deal with cats, but with men, in a typical anthropocentric manner. Partially because they say it is an Irish proverb, while it is a quote from John Dryden, quoting Publilius Syrus.
The cat, as we all know, is very patient. Look at him there, patiently filing his claw, as all patient cats do, at least according to some memes out there.
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| Une maman c'est une montagne de compréhension // A mother is a mountain of understanding. Jean Gastaldi |
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| Rêver, c'est le bonheur; attendre, c'est la vie // Dreaming is happiness; waiting is life. |
The cat is waiting for his dream of hanami to become reality. He, unlike me, already did it at least once, but he wishes to repeat it. While waiting, he assumes the attitude of Zhdun, The Awaiter, closes his eyes and shuts the current humdrum stuff out.
Admittedly, you can do hanami on Gran Canaria. But it doesn't feel the same somehow.
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| L'expérience est le nom que chacun donne à ses erreurs // Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde |
We already knew that the cat likes cooking. It seems that he is taking it to the next level, with book signing and everything.
Not everyone can extract so much value out of their experiences in the kitchen.
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| Le succès c'est d'aller d'échec en échec sans perdre son enthousiasme // Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm |
The quote above is apparently being credited to Winston Churchill and Abraham Lincoln by almost equal amount of sources, but Le Parisien wants to credit Winnie, so let it be so.
